Say for instance you came to Vegas to get married, but before you set things up you hit a big payoff on a slot machine. Well, things have suddenly changed! Instead of that no frills, drive though wedding you were thinking about in the morning, now you have some bucks to splash around and some fun to have but you don't know what to do.

Cranky Flight Attendant Can't Have His Job Back
JetBlue Airways says that there will be no second exits for famed flight attendant Steven Slater -- who captured the nation's imagination with his profanity-laced loudspeaker tirade and jump down a plane's emergency chute, beer in hand.

Jokes To Tell Your Parents For Rosh Hashana
When Sam Hoffman and Eric Spiegelman's video of Hoffman's 60-something mother telling an off-color joke on YouTube went viral, they knew they had something special.  The success of their subsequent website, OldJewsTellingJokes.com, and their upcoming book have proved them right.

Hopelessly Devoted To A Challenge
You are given a five-letter word and a seven-letter word. Rearrange the letters of one of the words to get a synonym of the other word. For example, given "alloy" and "devoted," the answer would be "loyal."

Contact a wedding planner, tell her how much you want to spend and some of the things you'd like to have on hand and they'll set the whole thing up for you in a matter of a few hours. If you're alone they can even supply you with a roomful of gushing guests - you know, people you really don't like, who you'll probably never see again, who'll tell you how beautiful you look and how happy you're going to be together - just like a real wedding! And for a few bucks more, they'll provide you with guests who just happen to resemble every Hollywood Celebrity who ever lived!
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